Són el que es diuen Pun jokes ("acudits amb segones") o One Liners (en referència a lo curts que són).
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- A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"
- A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
- A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
- Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
- Two cannivals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
- An invisible man marries an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at either.
- I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but couldn't find any.
- He couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to him.
- He wondered why the boomerang kept getting bigger. Then it hit him.
- Pencils could be made with erasers on both ends, but that would be pointless.
No n'has tingut prou? En vols més? Doncs aquí tens un parell de webs dedicades als One Liners.
Pun of the day
Jokesclean
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Apunt pensat i escrit per Marc Ambit
Moltes gràcies Marc!
5 comentaris:
A mi personalment m'ha encantat el de la termita! però n'hi ha d'altres que també m'han fet molt riure XD
I el de les antenes? El meu favorit! XD
Molt bons! M'apuntaré també la pàgina d'on els has tret! Gràcies
Molt bons els dos del boomerang i també el de les antenes XD
Gràcies pels links, els hi donaré una ullada ;)
"...and one for the road." xD
Pythonesque, of course.
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